Yame-san...
Why do guys get so hard in the morning?
I-It's not only because I just woke up...
Y-You're...
I'm what?
Y-Yame-san!
Oh no!
Yay!
Hey.
Crap.
C-Calm down...
It's important to understand the situation first...
The second I woke up, I found a large-breasted gal on top of me.
Yeah, I'm not going to understand a thing.
This isn't good!
S-Sorry!
Actually, who are you?
Why are you in my room?
Y-You know, Onii...
Y-You know how I feel about you,
and you act like you don't care about me.
It's not like I'm butthurt,
b-but it's hella mean.
I-I have no clue what she's saying...
You still don't know who I am?
I'm going to get hella pissed!
H-Huh?
Wh-Who are you?
You can't tell who I am?
Um...
Why did you just take your cell out of there?
You can't tell who I am?
Ain't nobody got time for that.
Uh, I'm not really getting what you're trying to say.
A-Anyway, could you get off of me?
Huh?
I wonder if my gal-speak is wrong.
That can't be.
I read up on it.
It's because Onii-chan just woke up and isn't thinking straight.
That's right. I...
No, I'm the cutest gal in the world now!
Onii, it's Nene.
Huh?
Oh, Nene. It's you.
Then it makes sense that you're in my room—
No, it doesn't!
You're Nene?!
Episode 5: My First Half-Assed Gal
H-Hey, Nene...
Could you stop clinging to me?
We used to go to school like this all the time.
We're in high school.
If I go to school linking arms with my childhood friend,
people are going to get the wrong idea.
And if Yame-san sees us...
Yo.
I knew it!
Oh, it's just you guys.
Hey, Hashiba.
Good morning, Junichi-kun.
Wh-Who's that child with you?
Wh-What's her name?
You're Onii's friends, right?
I guess it's my first time meeting you.
My name is Fujinoki Nene.
A lot of people mistake me for an elementary schooler,
but I'm only a year younger than Onii.
Oh, a grandma, then.
Sorry, I don't really care for meeting girls past their prime.
Onii, your friends are funny.
He's been crazy for a while.
Well, forgetting about that for now.
More importantly, Junichi...
Not only are you going out with a cute gal,
but now you have your childhood friend dressing up like the gals you so love...
I'm so jealous...
Really super jealous!
Hashiba, we're friends, right?
Introduce us!
Back up, you guys!
I know it's weird we were linking arms,
but what's wrong about going to school with an old friend?
It's not really weird going to school linking arms, you know?
Onii and I are, um...
S-Super good friends.
S-Stop that.
You hold my arm like that, and I r-rub up against your boobs.
That's on purpose.
I wanna do a scene out of a shoujo manga like that, too!
Junichi-kun, see you later.
Wh-What was that about?
I'm sure they're just jealous of us.
Oh.
Kashii-san.
Good morning, Hashiba-kun.
G-Good morning, Kashii-san.
A lot of things from the other day still don't make sense,
but she asked me out... right?
Sorry about the other day.
I'd be happy if you didn't tell anyone that I asked you out.
O-Of course.
I wouldn't do that.
Thank you, Hashiba-kun.
I-It's only natural.
Okay, now everything's reset.
Hm?
He smells like another girl...
Onii.
I forgot to ask you,
but let's go home together after school.
It's her smell.
I might go somewhere with Yame-san on the way home.
That doesn't make any sense!
Who's this girl with the loose crotch lips?
Oh, I'm sorry.
It looks like she's getting angry.
Maybe it's because I'm taking away her time with you?
If that's the case, maybe I shouldn't have intruded...?
Maybe she's about to get hella pissed off?
I wonder if I'll turn into a girl like her when I get older.
What do you think, Onii?
Hey, Nene!
That's rude!
Her mental age has to be around thirty or something.
No one has ever been so foolish as to insult me this much...
K-Kashii-sama!
Yui, class is about to start!
I'll be right there!
O-Onii! Are you okay?!
Wh-Why did she step on my foot?
I'm so tired. Everything has gone wrong since I woke up this morning.
Junichi.
You look really tired. Are you okay?
Oh, good morning, Yame-san.
You look really worn out.
What happened?
A lot of things have been happening this morning, and I have no clue why.
Sounds like a lot of trouble.
All right.
Let's go somewhere fun this weekend to cheer you up!
H-Huh? S-Sure.
This weekend'll be fun.
Wh-Where are we going?
You'll just have to find out.
Why does that idiot...
Why has God created us so unequally?
Where should we reload our save file from?
Not a huge deal.
No matter how popular Junichi gets, it has nothing to do with us.
Anyway, look at this.
It's a map of where all of the l*ttle k*ds around here live.
Pretty cool, right?
Minoru, in the not-too-distant future,
some nice men in uniform might come to see you.
When that happens, please do not mention us.
Embarrassed, huh?
No, that's not the problem.
I'm taking your pot sticker.
I was saving that pot sticker for last...
It's your fault for saving it until the end.
But I feel bad for you, so I'll give you some melon bread.
Here you go.
Is it good?
Y-Yeah.
You're eating too much, anyway.
That's enough.
I'm not giving you any more.
That's not fair.
This isn't bad. It isn't.
You get your hopes up too high,
and I'll get you in another lock.
In a what?
Don't worry about it.
Anyway, let me have some of that, too.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about Ranko-san.
D-Damn it.
Don't think you can flirt while I'm here.
Onii! So this is where you were.
I was hella mad searching for you.
But I found you, so it's kinda hella good now?
H-Hey, Nene.
Don't hang all over me.
Actually, what's wrong?
Onii, I made some cookies.
Here you go.
Open up!
H-Hey.
This is out of the blue...
Huh? There's some food on your cheek.
Wh-What are you doing?!
It tastes like you.
I haven't even got to kiss you on the cheek.
Yeah, that's a normal reaction.
Another girl says, "Open up and eat a cookie,"
and then licks your cheek in front of your girlfriend...
Mr. Virgin, who's the half-assed gal?
Oh, this is bad.
You can't cheat on me.
We're through.
W-Wait!
I-It's not like that! Don't leave me!
Huh?
Jump.
I'm getting you back for making Yukana cry.
German Suplex!
Spinning Toehold!
And last, a Crippler Crossface!
She's going to choke him out!
Winner, Ranko Honjou!
This is...
Yeah, this is what?
Oh, I thought I'd seen you before.
We met by the school gates after school the other day, right?
You look completely different, so I didn't notice,
but you're Junichi's little sister, right?
I'm not his sister.
So this half-assed gal knows Yukana, huh?
I remember her because she was small and cute.
I didn't introduce myself the other day.
I'm Junichi's girlfriend, Yukana.
So you're the one who seduced Onii...
I'm hella pissed, fool.
That's a really old way of talking.
That's pretty funny.
What? I'm not speaking like a gal?
No, that can't be.
I'm sure she's just trying to confuse me because she thinks
that I might steal Onii with my gal-ness.
What do I have that's better than her?
Kneel down here for a second.
Hm? Like this?
Wh-What a brutal scene!
A normal high school boy can't handle this stimulation.
What do you think?
Mine are bigger.
Wow.
This might be my first time seeing a girl with bigger boobs than me.
Hey, Ranko.
Come over here for a second.
It's true.
Mine are pretty big, too,
but compared to yours, they look kinda small.
Hey, Ranko.
You're chafing them.
Why do people fight?
Why does war exist?
A difference of opinion? A difference of religion?
How ridiculous...
I want to show this to those who would wage war.
Hallelujah!
Three goddesses are pressing their boobs against each other...
This has the power to rid the world of all its fighting...
fighting...
What's going on? Why is this so fun?
What's wrong?
You're just keeping Onii in case you don't find a better guy!
If not, you're just screwing with him because he's a virgin, right?!
There's no other reason for a girl to go out with Onii!
I know there's a lot going on, but that was pretty mean!
Why?
What do you mean, "why"?
Why do you think Junichi couldn't get a girlfriend otherwise?
Because...
I've known him forever.
I've known him longer than anyone.
sea urchin
It's true that Junichi might not be that popular,
but that's no reason why he couldn't get a girlfriend.
There's a lot of good things about him.
You know that better than I do, right?
I...
Are you okay?
You're all big dummies!
Does anyone say "dummies" these days?
Well, she's cute, so it's okay.
Yeah...
Nene...
I'm real upset today.
Like, someone said some really mean things about me.
Nene turned into a gal.
I need to learn more about gals.
Thank you everyone.
Love ya.
Today, there was this stupid monster-boobed underclassman
who said my mental age was around thirty.
Monster-boobed underclassman...
I haven't seen her since then. I hope she's okay.
Huh?
Oh no!
Onii...
You can't do that!
N-Nene, is that you?
Yeah.
Wh-What's wrong?
It's the middle of the night.
Nope.
Oh no!
Wh-Why are you completely naked?!
Sorry!
Boom!
What are you doing?
Nope!
Th-They're soft...
Onii, this is the only thing I can do.
Make love to me.
M-Make love?!
Y-You...
Oh no!
I can feel her boobs against me.
I want you to take this baby Nene and make her a woman.
C-Calm down...
It's important to calmly assess the situation.
The second I woke up, my childhood friend was naked on top of me—
Calmly assessing this doesn't help at all!
Yay!
Bye-bye!
W-Wait.
Don't rush into this!
All right!
There's no one who can stop me!
I'm going to leap into her spread legs!
Don't do anything stupid.
She's like a sister to us.
I'm not letting anyone stop me!
You're just a sad monster, drowning in desires of the flesh.
There's no other choice.
There's another path for us.
Fusion Love.
Wh-What's going on?
Th-That's the other path!
I stand above all.
So what if you do?!
How sad...
The end of one obsessed with sex...
You have my pity.
I'll put you down without pain.
I told you! No one can stop me!
Ow!
Cool me!
I want you to go like a twinkle in the sky, my friend.
O-Ow. S-Stop it!
Ow!
Libido!
He's another path we could have taken.
I could have been the one erased if we made a mistake.
You guys, what is our goal?
Well, of course...
Yeah, of course...
Losing our virginity with Yame-san!
I can't do that.
Why?
I love you so much...
That's why.
I don't want to use your feelings just so I can lose my virginity.
I don't care.
I want you to be my first, anyway.
No...
I can't do that.
I don't want to see Yame-san sad.
Nene is going to be your bride!
Nene, you're sure thinking ahead.
If I'm not cool in the future like I am now,
then I want you to be my bride.
Okay!
Nene?
You ended up being cool, huh?
Huh?
What are you thinking about so early in the morning?
Good morning, Yame-san.
What's wrong?
What happened to your usual funny reaction?
This is what you get for being so disinterested.
Yep. That's what makes you you.
Yame-san is worried about me?
Hey!
Get away from, Onii!
N-Nene!
Good morning, Onii.
I've decided.
Decided what?
What?!
I'm going to become a cooler gal than Yukana-san
in order to steal this now-cool dude away from her.
This is like an old romantic comedy!
That's all, folks!
Illustration: Nakata Yumi Coloring: Maroppe
Ayumi here!
Kokoro here!
Nene here!
"Nene here"—get out!
Now you're here to bug us, too?!
I have no clue why you're so mad.
You're the one we have no clue about!
You guys have big voices for such small boobs.
Next time: My First Time at Yame-san's House
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